Thursday, March 4, 2010

Questions and Answers

This is a transcript of the conversation that I just had with Hudson on the way home from Mammaw's. This took place AFTER I explained who my new boss is, my boss's new boss is and my boss's new boss's boss is. (Does that even make sense?) Then I had to discuss with him what I ate for lunch and all of my friends ate for lunch and why I work at a bank but we don't keep any money at my work. I also had to explain who all the people on my team at work is, their names and what they do. He wanted to know what team Abbey is on and what her team name is and what my team name is and so on and so forth. Also, the entire time we were having this conversation Paige was babbling to herself about Kenna and Cheryl, her "silly girlfriends." (She says "They're so silly and I don't know why!")

Who made the world?
Some people think that God made the world.
Who made outer space?
Some people think that God made space.
Why can't I see God?
Because God lives in Heaven and He watches over us.
How?
Well, he takes care of us.
But he doesn't put us to bed or feed us or anything.
Well, he helps us with our problems and protects us.
How?
Because we can pray to Him.
Who made the trees?
Some people think God made the trees.
Who made the signs?
God made people and gave them the knowledge to make the signs.
Who made the lights?
Thomas Jefferson (It is actually Benjamin Franklin but I was a little flustered.)
Who made the stars?
God.
But how?
They are actually giant balls of fire in outer space.
But how come I can see them from outer space?
Because they are really, really big.
As big as a tower?
Bigger than a tower.
What else is in outer space?
Planets, moons, stars.
What about meteor showers.
Yes meteor showers are in space.
How come they don't hit the Earth?
I don't know.
How come?
Because I don't know a lot about space.
How come?
Because I know a lot about other stuff.
How much longer till we get home?
Soon.
Why do they call them silos?
That is just what they call them. (When he sees the silos he knows we are almost home.)
What fire station is that? (We passed the fire station by our house.)
81, I think.
How do you know?
Because the other one is 82.
Which one is 82?
The one where you helped Daddy with the Christmas lights.
Is that where Daddy is?
No, Daddy is in Franklin tonight.
How do you know?
Because he told me.
Where is Station 87?
I don't know.
When we get home, do I have to go to bed?
No.
Good.

I am exhausted.

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